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"My yoga teacher is awesome. She really bends over backwards."
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"""Guys. You guys. GUYS. Guys. YOU GUYS. Guys. Guys. GUYS."" - guy who discovered ice cream"
"the turkey takes his mask off it's edward snowden obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now"
"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."
"The boss accused me of taking a drink during lunch, but he is completely mistaken, I paid for all three of them."
"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."
"When people start praying before a meal, I close my eyes and imagine how far I could throw a potato if I really put my heart into it."
"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."
"why did the chicken cross the road? to show the deer how it's done"
"Pepsi? Pep*no*."