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Joke of the Day

"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."

"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."

"In ""Beantown"" for the night. I expected more burritos."

"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"

"When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look."

"Almost Instant Joy Find any Fast Song (Rap to Electro) Click Settings, Crank up the Speed 1.25: 1.5: Instant Twerk Music 2: The 2 is for 2Fast6You Only on Computers. RIP Phone Users"

"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."

"A man is caught staring so hard at his marriage certificate by his wife... She asks him what he's looking for. He replies, ""oh just the expiration date!"""

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon"

"What looks like grass but is red? grass, i lied about the red part"