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Joke of the Day
"Pepsi? Pep*no*."
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"Every time I notice some loser has deleted me for being totally awesome, I wish that the small Asian from ""The Hangover"" would pop up on their screen and scream, ""Tooood-a-loooo muthaf$ckaaaaasss!"""
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"
"What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can't peanut-butter it into her ass !"
"Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa."
"Boko Haram Has Really CHANGED. I used to like these guys a lot. ""Whiter Shade of Pale"" was a great, great song. Look at them now. What happened with them? They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!"
"What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy? Abort mission!"
"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."
"God Bless You"
"If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook."