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Joke of the Day

"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."

"Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack treat. And a horrible medical condition."

"Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto."

"Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread"

"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."

"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."

"Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #CartoonLifeLessons"

"The bad zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shizhu"

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."