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Joke of the Day

"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."

"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!!"

"Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration? To make A TP"

"The man who invented Chinese Whispers has died. Pass it on."

"What do you call a dog with no legs?... It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Me:what did daddy say when he broke his phone? 7y:can I repeat swear words? Me: no 7y: he said nothing then"

"I bet some of the Crusaders were just random guys who refused to admit that they were lost."

"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."

"What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."