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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy who gives blowjobs? A butt-head"
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"""this wing of the facility is where we do updog research"" ""what's updog"" ""that's what we're trying to determine"""
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"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."
"Apparently, the answer ""I Know"" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed"
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"This world would be a much better place if some people's mothers would've just had a headache."
"The Mets got Royally screwed...."