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Joke of the Day

"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"

"The worst thing about finding out Santa isn't real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents"

"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"

"Not to be racist but... Every movie is widescreen to Asian people."

"What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch? Namaste"

"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."

"Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison. Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school?"

"Two cops knocked on my door Me: What do you want? Cops: We just want to talk. Me: How many of you are out there? Cops: There's two of us. Me: So why don't you talk with each other?"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself. Edit: Holy shit 200+ likes."

"What's a redditor's favorite form of math? substitution"