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Joke of the Day

"Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners? Because usually they're stuck with reservations."

"I'm sick of all this sex on TV. I keep falling off."

"Do you want to know what's really annoying? [deleted]"

"Scientists say North America is going to sink into the ocean but we can change that. With a healthy diet and a little bit of exercise."

"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"

"I'm not a lucky man I once gambled on a couch and won a baby"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill...? Walking... Jk Rowling."

"My wife is not speaking to me. We watched an old video of our wedding and she realized that I said ""You'll do"" instead of ""I do."""

"Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... Unless you spend all day studying for it."