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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."
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"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
"I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline... Apparently it's only for ""victims""."
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face."
"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"
"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."
"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."
"How do you please an Amish woman? Give her two Mennonite"
"Why are defense lawyers the best lovers? Because they're great at getting you off."
"10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!"