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Joke of the Day
"There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."
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"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."
"Meatloaf said: ""I would do anything for love, but I won't do that""... ...he means lose weight. -&y"
"I like telling car salesmen ""Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car"" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do"
"Why did the baker have stinky hands? He kneaded a poo"
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name."
"""Yeah girl, lick my ass."" - stamps"
"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"
"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."
"3 cars back at the Burger King drive thru gives you a devastating amount of time to consider your missteps."