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Joke of the Day
"""Yeah girl, lick my ass."" - stamps"
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"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"
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"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"
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