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Joke of the Day
"""Yeah girl, lick my ass."" - stamps"
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"I always said ""Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."" But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore."
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"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."
"What's the best part about dating a twin? Nobody can judge you on your age difference."
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"She died doing what she loved: driving while taking a photo of a license plate that had 69 in it"
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal."
"TIL that there are over 1 million battered women in the US. And I've been eating mine plain! Who knew?"