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Joke of the Day

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name."

"What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug."

"Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep."

"I bought a 12 pack of condoms the other day. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag, I said ""Nah, I'll just turn the lights off""."

"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."

"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."

"Every time I go to get an HIV test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time, I'm right."

"Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year? Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses."

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her... According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend."

"I wish my grass was emo..... So it would cut itself"