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Joke of the Day
"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."
Next Joke
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining."
"New gym is great. Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now."
"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"
"Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late! But first..."
"Life plan: 1. Befriend shady people. 2. Witness a murder. 3. Enter witness protection & get new name. 4. So long student loans!"
"So an Italian light bulb walks into a bar... The light bulb tells the bartender he needs ibuprofen. The bartender asks, ""Why so?"" The light bulb replies, ""I'm a light headed!"""
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."
"If shes's being being anal about it Give her sex and you'll make her whole day, Give her anal sex and you'll make her hole weak"