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Joke of the Day

"Turns out, humans aren't the only ones who have trouble with homonyms. My dog keeps saying ""rough"" instead of ""ruff""."

"NSA joke I always said President Obama bugged me."

"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."

"The King of pop is dead... The King of Snap and Crackle have been taken into protection after police suspect cereal killer."

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, But don't bite any other hands either because that is how diseases are spread."

"My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever', now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'."

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."

"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."

"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."

"Enthusiasm 365 days until Christmas and people already have their trees up."