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Joke of the Day
"NSA joke I always said President Obama bugged me."
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"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but it's at least 6, because my basement is still dark!!"
"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"
"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"
"Butterflies have 1,200 eyes. That means they spend 7 months taking out their contacts every night."
"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"
"I was going to tell an ISIS joke but then I lost my head."
"What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans"
"What's the difference between American and European kids? European kids actually come home from school."
"Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13? 1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even."