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Joke of the Day
"Enthusiasm 365 days until Christmas and people already have their trees up."
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"How To Avoid Dating You're too young for me. I'm too young for you. I don't date men my age. Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics."
"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""
"Planned to go to Thailand for my vaca this year but after hearing about the ladyboys I thought Phuket"
"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."
"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"
"A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant."
"A Mexican gets deported."
"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."
"The first guy to clap was really weird ""I enjoyed this so I'm going to hit my hand with my other hand to show my appreciation"""