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Joke of the Day
"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."
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"Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning"
"You'll NEVER guess who I came across the other day... your MOM!"
"A man played Justin Bieber to force an attacking bear to run off. He was treated for his injuries, then arrested for cruelty to animals."
"Why is blackmail called blackmail? Because it isn't fair."
"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"
"My asian girlfriend made me mad so I replied in text message with.. -_-"
"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""
"What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler! ^^^... ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^/r/dadjokes ^^^is ^^^thataway"
"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"