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Joke of the Day

"What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start."

"vote up if when you switch on light in a dack room and it shines, where does the dackness go to?"

"When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)"

"Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again."

"Why can't women be botanists? Because they'll break the glass ceiling."

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry Ben is in a coma"

"Did you hear the joke about butter? No? I guess it didn't spread then"

"Online dates are like recipes... they never look like the picture."

"Half the time I hug anyone I'm just wiping my hands off on their back."

"Why do they call dogs K-9? Because K-10 are for pussies."