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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late isn't it? !"
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"Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia."
"A robot had an accident and sustained a head injury. He was a bit upset."
"What do you call a gay man's balls? Mud flaps"
"They told me I would miss my family. I never miss at close range."
"When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, ""Oh, I don't even own a book."""
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police He's now a seasoned veteran."
"What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*"
"Did you guys know the majority is always right? Except slavery"
"I try to keep it gangster, so I just walked into the grocery store and shouted ""Scuze me! Could you direct me to the motha fuckin bakery?!"""