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Joke of the Day

"I try to keep it gangster, so I just walked into the grocery store and shouted ""Scuze me! Could you direct me to the motha fuckin bakery?!"""

"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."

"What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase? A branch manager."

"Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for a day......teach a man to jacket he'll never leave the house"

"If you're seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."

"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef strokin' off"

"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""

"Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?"

"I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't."