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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys know the majority is always right? Except slavery"
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"What is French Super Mario's favorite board game? Le Ouija"
"Not Going To Try This Again"
"""God is dead, but like, dead in a fun way"" - Nietzsche trying to make a first date less awkward"
"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
"Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy."
"What's the difference between anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your night, but anal sex can make your hole weak."
"[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same."
"My wife bought a bunch of cheap camping supplies from a garage sale. This shall be known as the Summer of my Discount Tent."
"What's your favorite ""I just hurt myself or messed up"" phrase? Like, oh fuck! Oh shit! TITTY SPRINKLESSSSSSS"