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Joke of the Day

"Her: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an- Me: 69! Her: ...10. Me: Her: Me: 6.9?"

"My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids."

"A boy asks for a pink ping pong ball... a boy comes downstairs and asks for a pink ping pong ball. ""don't you start that again."" says the mom."

"So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD."

"How well did the Mexican do for his class test? He got a borderline pass."

"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""

"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"

"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."

"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."

"What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing? ""Where did my Pokemon Go?"""