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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand how people aren't inspired by Donald Trump He proof literally anyone can be president"

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"These e-cigarettes keep getting bigger and bigger. I swear I just saw someone smoking a clarinet."
"My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL"
"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."
"I asked the offspring how to make BBQ taste better Gotta keep em marinated. ...I'll just leave now."
"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."
"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
"Non alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister Tastes the same as others, but it just isn't right..."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ"
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