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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife? He's used to playing 18 holes."
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"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Walkout"
"Shopping for houses, it seems like a lot of the houses in my price range need some TLC... But I don't want no scrubs."
"I created a new word today. Plagiarism."
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear? One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear."
"Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming"
"Do you know what the best part about banging 21 year olds is? There's 21 of them."
"How do you fit an elephant in a subway.... you take the s out of sub and the f out of way"
"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."