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Joke of the Day

"What is the gayest food? Indian food. It tears your ass apart :("

"A toddler who refuses to take a nap... Is guilty of *resisting a rest*."

"Can February march? April may."

"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to spread those thy's."

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse."

"People that pronounce vase like ""voz"" make me want to punch them in the foz."

"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."

"Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in Paris? He was in seine"

"A man with Alzheimer's decides he wants tell some friends a joke. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea. I wouldn't pay $300 to let a lentil on my face."