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Joke of the Day
"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse."
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"Apathy, lethargy, stationary. Words to live by."
"I've been told I can be a bit condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""
"Teacher- ""How much is a gram?"" Me- ""Depends on what you want"" Teacher- ""Out, just get out"""
"How do you make a nun pregnant? You fuck her."
"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""
"where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks? Helsinki"
"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."
"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."