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Joke of the Day
"A man with Alzheimer's decides he wants tell some friends a joke. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE"
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"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."
"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."
"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."
"I think the Oscars would be a lot more interesting if they had a ""Best Nip Slip"" category... or ""Best Back Burger."""
"I love garbage day... Once a week my street celebrates me"
"Smirnoff bought pabst Now traded as pab-smir"
"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"
"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"
"Four years ago, I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date. Thirty minutes ago, I asked her to marry me. Both times she said no."