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Joke of the Day

"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to spread those thy's."

"The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun.. Because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"What programming language was used to create piratebay? R."

"Geez, there's a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list... It's a pretty bad state of affairs"

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, ""what'll it be Ted?"""

"After working a construction site in the blistering heat all summer, it made me really miss my old gig. Because 7/11 was an inside job."

"Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. I'm sorry. Edit: FFS guys it's a ruddy joke. It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate"

"Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer."

"""Getting real tired of your crap..."" Said no dung beetle ever."

"What do you call a blonde on a college campus? A visitor"