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Joke of the Day
"Some of my most meaningful relationships started because I was too lazy to leave the room."
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"Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was... And she said, ""Well, I gotta admit..."""
"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"
"[Job interview] ""Under ""skills"" you have odd compliments."" ""You look like you'd have soft bones. ""Thank you?"""
"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"
"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""
"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."
"Who really appreciates a good fisting? A sock puppy."
"u can't pet a goldfish without taking it out of the water & even then it's not that satisfying for either party"