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Joke of the Day

"[Job interview] ""Under ""skills"" you have odd compliments."" ""You look like you'd have soft bones. ""Thank you?"""

"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."

"Being a fat guy at McDonald's is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business"

"What is crucial to any joke about ISIS? The execution"

"I didn't like this marimba player very much... ...He just had bad vibes."

"What's the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza"

"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year."

"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"