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Joke of the Day

"I have a cast iron fetish I guess you could say I'm pansexual"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"

"What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"There's only one stereotype I like Sony."

"How many? How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there."

"I'd be worried about my privacy settings on Facebook too if I had as many pictures of my ugly baby as you do."

"I'm recovering from necrophilia and beastiality... I would tell you about it, but I'd be beating off a dead horse."

"Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up! He's Never Gonna Give You Up"

"Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color? So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week."

"My parents are so impressed with my brothers daily 10 minute workout. I can do it in 8."