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Joke of the Day
"There's no ""u"" in employee. You're fired."
Next Joke
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""
"There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra."
"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""
"Investment fail In college, an ounce of heady weed was the same price as an ounce of gold. I made terrible investments and now I'm a dog walker."
"Leonardo.... NoOscario"
"Want to hear an awesome lyrebird impression? You just did."
"A little kid's in school taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says ""What are you doing?"" He says ""Checking my answers."""
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing."
"What does a astronaut put in a sandwich? Space Jam"