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Joke of the Day
"I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary!!."
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"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"
"What kind of riddle has no answer?"
"I was in a flash mob once. We'd mainly just hold people at gunpoint until they updated their Adobe."
"I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants."
"Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research."
"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""
"I think my wife considers me her rainbow. Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum."
"A man tells his friend his wife broke up with him and has full custody of his kids... His friend says: ""I feel so sorry"" The man says: ""I feel worse for the kids"""
"A dog limps into a bar and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"