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Joke of the Day

"Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne"""

"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("

"What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? Nuts and bolts"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."

"""Your generation relies too much on technology"", my grandpa said. ""No, your generation relies too much on technology"", I replied, then I unplugged his life support."

"I'm much better at organizing my thoughts on Reddit than I am IRL After all, most of my comments here just have the one point."

"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad!"

"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)"

"I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016"