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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters"

"A 2 man plane crashes into a graveyard... so far they've found hundreds of bodies"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc Is it bad? Well I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!"

"What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him? Hey, get off me homes !"

"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."

"Wanna know why everyone is a pizza delivery guy? Because if you pick up pizza, you're delivering it to yourself !! edit: RIP inbox!!!!"

"Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board."

"Jesus wouldn't have been good at Twitter He would've only had twelve followers."

"My wife likes to talk to me after sex... It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything."

"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"