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Joke of the Day

"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."

"A man finds a job at an elephant circumcision office. His salary is so low that he wants to quit, but then he sees that the tips are huge!"

"Trunk dweeting. BRB"

"Ultimate confusion What is the ultimate confusion? Two gay guys in a hottub full of sausages."

"What's the best and worse thing that your wife can possibly tell you? You have the biggest dick in the entire neighborhood."

"Why did santa and Mrs. Claus go to marriage counseling? Santa only cums once a year."

"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."

"So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer... Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is ""inappropriate"""

"I may not show up to work on time, but dammit I leave early."

"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""