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Joke of the Day

"Bras are like the illuminati They're on top, hard to see, harder to unlock, and hold all the good stuff."

"There was an unbelievably close finish in this years ""Shemale of the year"" contest. It was a Thai."

"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."

"I had to turn off my carbon monoxide detector... ...The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."

"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."

"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"

"What kind of pistol should you use to shoot a bear? The one with the smallest barrel. It hurts the least when the bear shoves it up your ass."

"What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !"

"A coworker of mine recently had a miscarriage and it really changed her. She's not the same joyful, full-of-energy kind of person she used to be. It's like she lost her inner child."

"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."