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Joke of the Day
"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"
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"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
"Judging by the covers, every issue of every comic book is the one where the main character dies."
"Someone gave Chuck Norris the finger. He still has it."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."
"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."
"Which elf likes to click pictures? sELFie"
"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"
"Screw it, I'm starting Friday now."