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Joke of the Day

"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."

"Accidentally deleted an invitation to join LinkedIn from a friend. I doubt I'll ever get an opportunity like that again."

"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."

"to my friend who was cooking steaks for the first time: you can either make steaks or mis-steaks."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition' You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade"""

"""Every cloud has a silver lining."" - Terribly inaccurate meteorologist"

"Why are black people tall? Because their knee grows. Sorry, I had to do this."