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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy and one of the Cabbage Patch Kids had a baby? It was an ugly little fucker with a yeast infection."

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"How to annoy ISIS Call them Daesh"

"Fool me once, fine by me. Fool me twice, jokes on you. I still don't give a fuck."

"There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life."

"I PISSED OFF MY NEIGHBOR ONCE AGAIN!!! She said she could see me masturbating through the window.. I told her if she would buy some blinds, I wouldn't be standing outside her window."

"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."

"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."

"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."

"Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up? Everywhere"