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Joke of the Day

"Dudes that flip off the camera in pictures want you to know that they're tough and strong and not afraid of any fucking camera."

"So my friend tells me that he's thinking about creating a new strain of Marijuana called ""Comcast"". It'll sound really good but it won't get you very high."

"A day or two after eating jalapenos I realize I've made a mistake That shit burns."

"I just ended a long-term relationship today I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine"

"hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore"

"How do epileptics keep fit? With strobe lights."

"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"

"When I refer to old relatives passing away I never say ""RIP"" because I don't wants them to rest. I want them to Zumba."

"If there's one thing I like better than paying bills, it's anything else."

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."