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Joke of the Day
"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"
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"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."
"What does cheese say when you take its picture? Make sure you get my Gouda side!"
"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."
"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!"
"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""
"Hell is an endless cycle of getting comfortable in bed & then suddenly having to pee"
"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."