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Joke of the Day

"If I don't get off Reddit, my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqAFQ#D!E"

"NSSSA -National Stutter Association."

"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""

"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"I hit a Milestone today and now my fist really hurts."

"Babies are fucking idiots and we totally act like that's okay."

"Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal? He wasn't cut out for this."

"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."

"What's the funniest type of Mexican food? Fajitahahahas"

"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."