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Joke of the Day
"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
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"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it."
"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."
"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys."
"Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered"
"Best Joke I know Reddit on April fools' day."
"Until you show me in the corporate dress code where it says masks & capes aren't allowed, I must refuse to reveal my identity to the others."
"Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply."
"This one came to me this morning - How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral? Mourning wood."
"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."