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Joke of the Day

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month."

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

"If Trump wins the election and replaces President Obama... ...orange will be the new black."

"There's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you crashed your milk truck and spilled it all over the freeway, killing a family."

"Why is the archaeologist sad? Because his career is in ruins."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter it wont come anyways"

"Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building."

"My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff"