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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice."
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"How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum."
"My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it."
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."
"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""
"I once heard a dirty intellectual joke It blew my mind !!"
"""Are you ok?"" Never heard of him"
"Do you know why you will never go hungry in the desert? Because of the sand which is there. *edit: because of the sandwiches there....."
"[blind date] Her: I'm a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m.. Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*"