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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens? She didn't want to litter"
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"My girlfriend is due in two weeks. I can't wait til she's born."
"I am absolutely mortified right now. I sent someone a DM to my small business center and TinyURL shortened it to http://tinyurl.com/acockk"
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."
"My Canadian 4yo just told me he wants to be Captain America if anyone wants to take a traitor off my hands."
"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""
"Why did the Mexican take his Xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"Life is like a penis... Long, simple, and relaxed. It's the women that make it hard."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."
"If I were a rat, I wouldn't give my ass either."