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Joke of the Day
"My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it."
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"Womens Rights"
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year-olds? There are twenty of them."
"My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos."
"What else did Lochte say after the truth came out? This did not go swimmingly at all"
"Parents, you can help end childhood obesity by teaching your kids how to smoke cigarettes."
"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."
"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."
"What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is black."