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Joke of the Day

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."

"Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right."

"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""

"Hooker What did the guy say to the hooker after he was finished? Well I'm going to leave it with you!"

"My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist. I told him to stop being so clothes minded"

"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"

"Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer."

"Two goldfish were in their tank... Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"

"My lesbian neighbors... My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""