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Joke of the Day

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."

"If your Dad leaves, just act like you're installing a new screen door. All the Dads of the neighborhood will gather round. Pick your new Dad"

"Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog"

"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"

"""Tell me why I shouldn't report you to HR?"" The doctor yelled at me when I used the defibrillator wrong. ""I don't work here"" I yelled back."

"What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started? I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."

"What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball? *makes choking sounds*"

"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."

"my girfriend ask me ,""what about date"" i say ""the rate of dates are so high in the market"". sorry...."