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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."
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"I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons."
"9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"
"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""
"HELLO, 911? I'M FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES, RIGHT NOW. VERY SLOWLY, THAT'S HOW. HOLD ON, SOMEONE JOINED. WHOA, NOW WE'RE FALLING UP"
"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."
"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh."
"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"
"What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag? About 5 seconds."